Best New Bitches

Kristin Chenoweth on GCB

Plottin', schemin', and up to no Good.

GCB (aka “Good Christian Bitches”) premiered last night on ABC, and for every cowgirl (or cowboy!) that loves a good country-fried cat fight, this is where you need to be every Sunday night. No joke. This show is great.

GCB tells the story of Amanda Vaughn (Leslie Bibb… remember Popular??), a Dallas-bred Californian whose Ponzi-scheming husband just died in a rather spectacular and unsavory fashion (I won’t spill the exact details; it’s too funny not to enjoy the surprise). She’s got to move back to Texas, where she previously ruled the roost as the resident Mean Girl, and deal with the Good Christian Bitches she used to torment.

The story starts off quickly and, like many pilots, the setup is a little rushed and formulaic. But the second the script shifts to church and we meet the Bitches, the good stuff starts!

First up is Carlene Cockburn (oh lord yes that is her name), played by a delightfully evil Kristin Chenoweth, who has had more surgeries than Meg Ryan and bends the meaning of Biblical quotes a little too liberally. Next is Cricket (Miriam Shor), who’s married to a hot piece of smokin’ gay cowboy (played by Mark Deklin – seriously, this guy is charming as hell). Then there’s Sharon (Jennifer Aspen), who used to have the best body in school and now…. doesn’t, and Heather (Marisol Nichols), who is the town gossip but perhaps the only nice one of the bunch.

I can see so many ways that the premise of these Jesus-loving hellraisers could go wrong or get stale, but I’m seriously hoping that doesn’t happen (for at least four seasons or so). This show mixes the perfect cocktail of over-the-top ridiculousness (what else could you expect from the likes of Darren Star?) and Southern realness (same to be said for Robert Harling, writer of my favorite story of the South, Steel Magnolias). I’m definitely hooked – for now, at least.

What did you think of GCB? If you missed the show, watch it here at hulu.com!

Never Diss 90s R&B

I finally got caught up on Parks and Rec this week, marathoning “Operation Ann” and “Dave Returns” on hulu before tuning in for Thursday’s new episode, “Sweet Sixteen.” Obviously the big news from these three episodes is that Tom and Ann have (kind of) started dating, and apparently a lot of people have responded negatively. (The New York Post’s headline was “Tom and Ann need to break up immediately.”)

I am going to through my hat in the ring of “like it.” I mean, if these were real people, this relationship would be a trainwreck. But it’s TV! Sometimes you just put people together because you like to see them argue – the Xander/Cordelia effect, if you will.

Right now, Tom Haverford is one of the most popular characters in comedy. He’s a one-man catchphrase machine and Aziz Anzari plays him to perfection. However, he spent all of the first half of the season at his Entertainment 720 company, being awesome, and this character is inherently goofy. He needs to be less awesome for a while, more of a bumbling idiot, and that’s why the Ann Perkins thing needed to happen.

What didn’t need to happen? Louis C.K. returning! I think we were all really stoked about Officer Dave coming back, especially with all of Louis C.K.’s success in the past year. It seemed logical to bring him back, but I wish they didn’t. It wasn’t bad, but his arrival was just frivolous, and I didn’t laugh as hard at Dave’s invented “police jargon” as I did to the Pawnee police at the pizza party in “Ron & Tammy Part Two.” I love Louis, but unless that episode is going to lead to moere appearances in the future (maybe he’ll get the chief job?), we didn’t need to see him again.

The most surprising thing about Parks continues to be the stellar supporting cast – Donna, Jerry, and even Champion. I love learning that “the Meagles are a cold people,” and that Donna is not just pretending to be wealthy with her Mercedes. Donna really did just have one joke in early seasons – “My Mercedes!” – and she’s now become a fan favorite, thanks to the phenomenon of “Treat Yourself.”

One last thing I’ve gotta say – it is truly a treat to watch a series in its prime. Sometimes we don’t appreciate a show until it goes south, and it ALWAYS goes south, in some way or another. Look at 30 Rock – still great, but past its best days. Now, the bitchin and the moanin comes out. Seriously, people, just appreciate it while its great. Parks and Rec won’t be awesome forever. Enjoy this.