Clear Your Schedules! Fall TV is Upon Us

So “30 Rock” and “The Office” are leaving the airwaves. A lot of your favorite cable shows are signing off, too (sorry, “Breaking Bad” fans!) You want to check out some new shows this year, but you don’t know where to start. Don’t worry, Kate’s done (some of) the work for you! Here’s my comprehensive list for 5 new shows you should check out. Come on! Give them a shot.

NASHVILLE (ABC, Wednesdays at 10 p.m., premieres Oct. 10)

Nashville

You Better Watch.

Okay, I’m not just saying this because I’m a proud Nashville native and I’m basically pissing my pants because they film this in my hometown. I’m saying you should watch it because it looks awesome. The plot seems very similar to another Nashville-set country music drama, the 2010 film “Country Strong,” only with more believable actors playing the lead two roles – Connie Britton as the aging superstar and Hayden Panettierre as the young, Swiftian ingénue. (Can you believe anyone tried to pass Gwyneth Paltrow and Leighton Meester off as country singers? Blech.) It’s got drama, it’s got songs, it’s got Hayden Panettierre in the superbitch role she was born to play.

Watch it if you liked: Friday Night Lights, The Good Wife, Smash

GO ON (NBC, Tuesdays at 9 p.m., premieres Sept. 11)

Go On

I think this show won't suck. Almost sure.

Yes, I liked the pilot for “Go On.” Sue me. I, Kate, with a heart of stone, found it to be quite touching. And pretty funny, too. I liked Matthew Perry (Chandler always was my favorite Friend), I really liked Tyler James Williams, and I just loved that old lady taking home her donut box crown and the whole crew chasing the Google cameras at the end. It was a surprisingly sweet show with characters I took to immediately, with the exception of the therapist/group leader lady. The “kooky, diverse misfits” ensemble reminds me somewhat of “Community,” which is a very good thing. I think this show needs to work out some kinks, but it has great potential, and could also bring in some big ratings if NBC times its inevitable sports star guest spots correctly. I mean, the biggest program on television is NBC’s Football Night in America… they’re going to milk that for all it’s worth on a show with a sports motif, right? Also, if you blinked you might have missed him, but John Cho’s in the cast!

Watch it if you liked: Sports Night, Community, How I Met Your Mother

LAST RESORT (ABC, Thursdays at 8 p.m., premieres Sept. 27)

You know the show is serious business when everyone's doing the power-pose.

In a somewhat appropriate slip-up, I first typed “Lost Resort” as the show’s title – clearly, ABC is trying to fill the void left by “Lost” with a suspenseful, tropical-set drama, only without the sci-fi elements (I assume?). The story is as follows: a U.S. submarine crew goes rogue after they decide to disobey orders to bomb Pakistan back to the Stone Age. They are then attacked by their own countrymen, leading the crew to declare their own nation on a remote island. I am interested in this drama (which as readers know would not be my usual cup of tea) for a few reasons: 1.) The plot involves turning against the U.S. government, which is pretty daring for primetime. (IT IS OF COURSE SOMETHING THAT I DO NOT CONDONE, SECRET FBI INTERNET-WATCHERS.)  2.) I’m a little impressed that they cast a black dude, Andre Braugher, in their lead role as the Captain. Of course, they put a white dude on all of the posters… but progress is progress, right? 3.) Dichen Lachman, former “Dollhouse” hottie and thief of my heart, is also in cast. Possibly in a role that would require her to wear a bikini. Hey-oh!

Watch it if you liked: Lost, Dollhouse, Terra Nova

THE MINDY PROJECT (Fox, Tuesdays at 9 p.m., premieres Sept.25)

I truly believe that Mindy Kaling is the spiritual successor to Tina Fey. She has a lot of the same sensibilities, the same ability to be a writer, producer and actor all at the same time, and, like Fey, she’s fucking hilarious. Both women are truly funny, not just “funny, for a girl.” However, those who aren’t familiar with Kaling should not expect her to be anything like Fey in style. Kaling’s strength comes from playing off an essential girlishness that she embraces about herself, a girlishness that Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph and others rarely exhibit. In “The Mindy Project,” the Mindy Lahiri character is obsessed with romantic comedies and finding her true love (“I’m Sandy Bullock!” she drunkenly yells in the pilot episode), but she is more than just unlucky in love – there is an inherent loneliness and desperation to her that Kaling is okay with exploring. Mindy, the character, should be a powerful, self-possessed woman – she’s a successful OB/GYN – but because she’s been fooled by society into believing in the lie of movie romance, she feels incomplete. I’m really excited to see where the show takes her character.

Watch it if you liked: New Girl, The Office, 30 Rock

THE NEW NORMAL (NBC, Tuesdays at 9:30 p.m., premieres Sept. 11)

The New Normal

They've already banned this show in Utah. SO IT MUST BE GOOD.

I’m recommending this show hesitantly. The premise, in my opinion, is delightful – a woman agrees to be a surrogate for a gay couple, and her daughter and wacky mother tag along for the ride. The cast is brilliant – Ellen Barkin is a powerhouse, and I must admit to a huge crush on Andrew Rannells, who shot to fame staring in the Broadway musical “The Book of Mormon” but who was known before that as a voice actor for cartoon series like “Pokemon” and “Yu-Gi-Oh” (thereby sealing his place in my heart forever). However, this show is produced by Ryan Murphy, creator of some of the weirdest shows ever – “Popular,” “Nip/Tuck,” “American Horror Story” – and one of the greatest burnouts of all time, “Glee.” That means this show could be amazing, or it could be so laughably terrible and preachy that we’ll all want to stab our TVs, and our brains. He also cast a former Real Housewife in the show, in a role I have yet to understand the purpose for. So there’s that. But I’m really holding out hope that this show takes off, because as Georgia King’s character so adorably puts it in the pilot episode, love is love – and who doesn’t want to watch a show about love?

Watch it if you liked: Modern Family, Glee, Arrested Development (Barkin gives me a Lucille Bluth vibe)

 

1600 Penn

Bill Pullman should always be the President, right?

Wait For It: 1600 PENN, another NBC comedy starring a “Book of Morman” headliner, Josh Gadd, doesn’t premiere until midseason, but the dysfunctional-Presidential family story has me interested already. Also, I’m not sure what CULT, a CW midseason drama, is about – is it about a cult, or about a TV show about a cult? I dunno, but it sounds kind of unique, so I’ll give it a shot.

What shows are you looking forward to? What did I miss?

Often copied, never equaled: the original Walk-and-Talkers

Funny or die has created a West Wing Reunion video, bringing back CJ, Charlie, Will and President Bartlett for a special message promoting walking… and talking at the same time, if you must.
Funny or Die’s West Wing Reunion

TV Babe and Bro of the Week – March 21

Since I took a week off last week I’ve really got to bring it this week with the hot people, so without any ado, here are pictures of two incredibly attractive TV stars, both of which currently appear on Ryan Murphy-produced programs and are known also for making out with members of the same sex – one onscreen and one off.

First up is the very lovely Naya Rivera, breakout star of Fox’s Glee:

Maxim shot of Naya Rivera from Glee

This is what everyone will look like in the future when all the races are one. Start breeding, mixed race couples!

Naya Rivera is basically the hottest woman in the world. Okay, when she dances on Glee she sometimes looks like a meth tweaker, but when she sings it’s as smooth as silk (and I don’t think that’s just the AutoTune). She’s funny, she can act, and as Santana she can sling an insult like nobody’s business. She turned that mostly non-speaking role on  the first season of Glee into a fearless portrayal of a lesbian struggling with one foot out of the closet. And did I mention she’s hot? Ohmigod. Way hot. Work it girl.

Next up is a man beloved in the nerd community (that’s me by the way), Zachary Quinto!

Zachary Quinto Heroes Star Trek

I wonder if any guy out there has ever asked him to put on the ears... Just saying.

Quinto stole all of our hearts as Spock in the 2009 update of Star Trek, but he first turned heads as the dashing villain Sylar on NBC’s ill-fated Heroes. Being the huge nerd I am, I LOVED the universally adored first season of Heroes. But like everyone else on the planet, I hated the subsequent seasons. But Quinto was the one actor from the show that always really stuck out to me – he played a tortured character and he was just… smouldering onscreen. He burned with intensity in every scene. It was hard not to have the hots for this guy. And luckily for all the boys of America (not so lucky for us hetero ladies), Zach came out last year – a secret to no one, for sure, but still a brave move for a burgeoning film star.

As always, leave suggestions for future Babes and Bros in the comments!!

TV Babe and Bro of the Week, Eh!

This week’s Babe and Bro of the Week are two TV stars, both from The Great White North, that are about to become mega huge movie stars.

First, in honor of his movie John Carter coming out this weekend (just saw a preview screening, and I have three words: Go see it!), we have our Bro of the Week, Friday Night Lights star Taylor Kitsch!

Taylor Kitsch shirtless

If you plan on seeing John Carter, get used to looking at this man without a shirt.

Kitsch is basically the hunky embodiment of Tiger Beat magazine, but he’s also done projects that have endeared him to the male population – notably FNL and X-Men Origins: Wolverine, where he played a badass Gambit. It seems Kitsch is constantly cast as a Southerner (even John Carter is a Confederate war veteran), so I didn’t know he was hockey-playing Canuck until very recently. Taylor, I could have sworn you were one of our own!

Next is a woman who’s gonna rock your body till Canada Day…. Cobie Smulders!!

Cobie Smulders

I'd like to have an Old King Clancy with this bittie.

Smulders hails from Vancouver, BC, and I don’t know if they grow them extra hot up there to make up for the cold temperatures or what, but this girl is smokin’. Not only that, she’s also really, really funny as Robin Scherbatsky on How I Met Your Mother, where she plays a scotch-drinking TV journalist that used to be a Canadian teen pop sensation named Robin Sparkles (she’s basically my hero). This summer, she will get her big movie break playing S.H.I.E.L.D. agent Maria Hill in The Avengers, directed by geek god Joss Whedon (who seems to have an unnatural fascination with Smulders and even wanted her to play Wonder Woman).

And she really, really wants you to go to the mall.

Having fun at the mall is what it's all aboot.

Have any suggestions for future TV Babes or Bros of the week? Sound off in the comments!

Never Diss 90s R&B

I finally got caught up on Parks and Rec this week, marathoning “Operation Ann” and “Dave Returns” on hulu before tuning in for Thursday’s new episode, “Sweet Sixteen.” Obviously the big news from these three episodes is that Tom and Ann have (kind of) started dating, and apparently a lot of people have responded negatively. (The New York Post’s headline was “Tom and Ann need to break up immediately.”)

I am going to through my hat in the ring of “like it.” I mean, if these were real people, this relationship would be a trainwreck. But it’s TV! Sometimes you just put people together because you like to see them argue – the Xander/Cordelia effect, if you will.

Right now, Tom Haverford is one of the most popular characters in comedy. He’s a one-man catchphrase machine and Aziz Anzari plays him to perfection. However, he spent all of the first half of the season at his Entertainment 720 company, being awesome, and this character is inherently goofy. He needs to be less awesome for a while, more of a bumbling idiot, and that’s why the Ann Perkins thing needed to happen.

What didn’t need to happen? Louis C.K. returning! I think we were all really stoked about Officer Dave coming back, especially with all of Louis C.K.’s success in the past year. It seemed logical to bring him back, but I wish they didn’t. It wasn’t bad, but his arrival was just frivolous, and I didn’t laugh as hard at Dave’s invented “police jargon” as I did to the Pawnee police at the pizza party in “Ron & Tammy Part Two.” I love Louis, but unless that episode is going to lead to moere appearances in the future (maybe he’ll get the chief job?), we didn’t need to see him again.

The most surprising thing about Parks continues to be the stellar supporting cast – Donna, Jerry, and even Champion. I love learning that “the Meagles are a cold people,” and that Donna is not just pretending to be wealthy with her Mercedes. Donna really did just have one joke in early seasons – “My Mercedes!” – and she’s now become a fan favorite, thanks to the phenomenon of “Treat Yourself.”

One last thing I’ve gotta say – it is truly a treat to watch a series in its prime. Sometimes we don’t appreciate a show until it goes south, and it ALWAYS goes south, in some way or another. Look at 30 Rock – still great, but past its best days. Now, the bitchin and the moanin comes out. Seriously, people, just appreciate it while its great. Parks and Rec won’t be awesome forever. Enjoy this.

Dammit!

zooey dechanel snl

#IguessIdonthateZooeyDeschanelanymore

#stillkindahateher

#SNL

Super Bowl XLVI – NBC shows the other 3 how it’s done

NBC’s pretty-good reality singing competition “The Voice” is on right now, and it’s fine, but I’m clearly not so engrossed that I can’t offer my thoughts on what I think was an overall great showing by NBC and NBC Sports for their Super Bowl presentation.

The festivities started early in the day and, as I pointed out, are still continuing right now. I know that some might have seen NBC’s pre-pre-game show as overblown, but I loved it. I love spectacle, and this gave me just what I wanted – live music (including The Fray and Lenny Kravitz), celebrity interviews and movie promos (Chris Evans presented an “Avengers” clip, said he supports the Patriots), and of course, tons of NBC counter-promotion. The people they spoke with were all zeitgeisty, but not stupid – no Disney Channel stars or Katy Perry or the cast of “Glee.” Instead, there was Cee-Lo, Danny DeVito and Captain fucking America. Not bad.

A highlight was a sketch involving the casts of most of the Peacock’s original shows, including 30 Rock, The Office and Community, singing “The Brotherhood of Man” from “How to Succeed in Business.” It was the best kind of shameless self-promotion, because it was clever, with a knowing wink to the audience, and fun. And, I got to see the Community cast. God I miss those guys.

Finally, the near-overload of Jimmy Fallon. I say near, because there can never be enough Jimmy Fallon on my TV screen. He was everywhere today. For a guy who screwed up SNL jokes every week by cracking up during sketches, he really has redeemed himself. Fallon’s found his niche, and that’s just being the goshdarned most likable guy on the tube.

Finally, I’ve always had a soft spot for lovable goof Nick Cannon. He’s not particularly good at anything, but, like Fallon, Cannon just has a way to make people feel comfortable while being interviewed. I can’t hate him.

Anyway, good on you, NBC. You throw in Dan Patrick, Bob Costas and Al Michaels – the greatest sportscasters in the biz – and you’ve got yourself a pretty flawless Super Bowl. Compare this day to the pathetic effort by FOX last year. I vote NBC takes the game every year, like they do with the Olympics.

And congrats to the GIANTS!!!! Cheaters never win and winners never cheat.